Kids on Age

Z: “Mom, how old are you?”Me: “I”m 29 for about another month, why?”Z: “Some of the other kids don’t believe me when I tell them that.”Me: “What kids?”Z: “The boy next door. He says you’re 40’s or 50’s like his parents.”Me: “Zach, I’ve told you he’s a little jerkface that you don’t need to be [...]

School Pictures

I always hesitate to purchase the packages from LifeTouch that the school offers. Their photographers seem to have always missed photography 101. In Kindergarten my son had art class before pictures and they had his whole shirt in the picture complete with white paint. In the first grade Spring pictures they used too much of [...]

Nuts

Last night we went to Jigsy’s for pizza per our usual Wednesday routine. The dessert on the buffet was brownies with walnuts. After finishing dinner, I went and got one for myself and a small one for Aaron. He didn’t want it, so I asked Zach if he’d like it while waiting for more white [...]

Cookies

We were all getting some snacks one afternoon over the weekend when my 2 year old requested cookies. OK. So we got him a cookie. No, that’s not what he wanted. So we got him one of the other kind of cookies we had, and he didn’t want that either. Frustrated, I finally told him [...]

Wordless Wednesday – Fart Bombs

The words escape me. This was a roadside stand we saw on the way home from Hershey last weekend. My husband didn’t blow through the yellow light just so I could get a picture.

Wordless(full) Wednesday – Redneck Edition

I have to preface this by saying I’ve seen a lot of redneck things in my day. Some of my family comes from an area of the country known for its hillbillies. Evidently PA has become just like living in some of the places I’ve seen in the deep south and Appalachia. This would probably [...]

Wordless Wednesday – Baby Goggles

Zach started swim lessons this week, and Aaron had to wear Zach’s goggle around the house.

Random Bits

- I was so cognitively out there yesterday (thanks fibro) that when my husband asked at dinner if our youngest had eaten lunch, I had no clue. He sure ate a good dinner though! Unfortunately with Pork Chop, that’s no indication whether he ate lunch or not, so I was still at a loss.
- After [...]

Things I Never Thought I’d Say

I never knew having boys would involve so many questions about bodily functions and fluids.
“Stop wiping your boogers on the wall! That’s gross!”
“Flush the toilet after you poop!”
“Can I pee in peaces?”
“If you can’t aim, then YOU can clean the toilet.”
“WHAT did you put in your penis?”
“When was the last time you pooped?” (on a [...]

Monday Morning Funnies

Just a few things I overheard in the house this morning that I found funny.
From my 7yo:
- I’m not awake yet. I have bean bags under my eyes.
- My leg pits are itchy. (The backs of his knees)
From my 2yo:
- Bless you, Mama (He burped.)
- Soaked! (Telling his dad he was soaked when he woke [...]

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