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Wordless Wednesday – Fart Bombs

The words escape me. This was a roadside stand we saw on the way home from Hershey last weekend. My husband didn’t blow through the yellow light just so I could get a picture.

Wordless(full) Wednesday – Redneck Edition

I have to preface this by saying I’ve seen a lot of redneck things in my day. Some of my family comes from an area of the country known for its hillbillies. Evidently PA has become just like living in some of the places I’ve seen in the deep south and Appalachia. This would probably… read more »

Wordless Wednesday – Baby Goggles

Zach started swim lessons this week, and Aaron had to wear Zach’s goggle around the house.

Random Bits

- I was so cognitively out there yesterday (thanks fibro) that when my husband asked at dinner if our youngest had eaten lunch, I had no clue. He sure ate a good dinner though! Unfortunately with Pork Chop, that’s no indication whether he ate lunch or not, so I was still at a loss. -… read more »

Things I Never Thought I’d Say

I never knew having boys would involve so many questions about bodily functions and fluids. “Stop wiping your boogers on the wall! That’s gross!” “Flush the toilet after you poop!” “Can I pee in peaces?” “If you can’t aim, then YOU can clean the toilet.” “WHAT did you put in your penis?” “When was the… read more »

Monday Morning Funnies

Just a few things I overheard in the house this morning that I found funny. From my 7yo: – I’m not awake yet. I have bean bags under my eyes. – My leg pits are itchy. (The backs of his knees) From my 2yo: – Bless you, Mama (He burped.) – Soaked! (Telling his dad… read more »

Red Mennonites

Zach: “When I was at my friend’s house yesterday we were playing Mario Smash Brawlers.”Me: “Smash Brothers?”Zach: “Yeah, that’s it. I was the red Mennonite.”Me: “I don’t think they have Mennonites in Smash Brothers.”Zach: “Yes they do! My Mennonite had a cape and it was really cool!” – then my husband and I realized he… read more »

ATM Inside

I’ve been meaning to take a picture of this since I noticed it shortly after we moved here six months ago. Because you know, I always look for an ATM when I go to buy porn.

Intense

So thanks to Trisha and her giveaway, I was lucky enough to get a sample of KY Intense to try out. As a public service announcement for my fellow bloggers with fibromyalgia, YOU NEED THIS. I don’t know about y’all, but with the day to day pain, dealing with the kids, the household stuff, etc…. read more »

Oh Snap!

My husband had a couple of good ones last night. We were watching tv and there was an ad for an eye place. There were people dancing around all happy about their new glasses, and I hear this, “Maybe they all should’ve gone to the dentist instead.” I honestly wasn’t paying that much attention to… read more »